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"There's something in your teeth," my new girlfriend nitpicks in her girly voice when I try to impress her with my charming smile.

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I had a terrible dream that I killed my family members while they slept

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If we are what we eat, then I am an innocent man.

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As I gazed upon the shafts of light draping the length of her naked body, I sat back, exhausted but satisfied.

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"YOU ARE A MONSTER!" I shouted at the werewolf who killed my friend.

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If he could just rush him, the shooter wouldnt have a chance.

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I thought I was about to die when I accidentally broke off a large chunk of sandstone on my rock climb.

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Every night before sleep, My brother begs me to play hide and seek

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"You're coming with me, buddy" said the officer as he cuffed and led me to his patrol car.

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“It is IMPERATIVE that you do not stop smiling, even in your sleep!” said the president in the emergency broadcast.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There's something in your teeth," my new girlfriend nitpicks in her girly voice when I try to impress her with my charming smile.	7
I had a terrible dream that I killed my family members while they slept	7
If we are what we eat, then I am an innocent man.	7
As I gazed upon the shafts of light draping the length of her naked body, I sat back, exhausted but satisfied.	7
"YOU ARE A MONSTER!" I shouted at the werewolf who killed my friend.	7
If he could just rush him, the shooter wouldnt have a chance.	7
I thought I was about to die when I accidentally broke off a large chunk of sandstone on my rock climb.	7
Every night before sleep, My brother begs me to play hide and seek	7
"You're coming with me, buddy" said the officer as he cuffed and led me to his patrol car.	7
“It is IMPERATIVE that you do not stop smiling, even in your sleep!” said the president in the emergency broadcast.	7